Insight Ticket

Ever read one of my tweets and thought, “Damn, I’m stealing that”?

Well, now you can do it guilt-free.

This Insight Ticket is your permission slip to shamelessly repurpose, remix, and reuse my ideas in your own work — tweets, threads, essays, brands, pitches, sermons, rap battles, what have you.

This is not mere "buying content". This is a license to loot my idea vault, ethically laundered.

What you get:

• License to use my ideas (no DM required)
• The warm glow of moral legitimacy
• Knowing that you’re fueling further madness and insight

Attribution? Optional.

Support? Deeply appreciated.

Vibe? “Steal like an artist, tip like a friend.”

Think of it like tipping your favorite bartender for pouring the best takes on the timeline.

Buy an Insight Ticket: steal with gusto. 🧠💸

By purchasing this Insight Ticket, you are granted a non-exclusive, non-transferable, vibe-based, license to utilize exactly one (1) idea, insight, hot take, tweet, phrasing, neologism, or other brain-leak derivative from my publicly available content in any medium of your choosing (including but not limited to: tweets, essays, newsletters, keynotes, branding, religious texts, pitch decks, memes, interpretive dances, or prophetic dreams), with the understanding that said license is issued in perpetuity, revocable only in the unlikely event of spontaneous ego death, or if I just feel like it. You acknowledge and agree that unauthorized use without purchase is technically legal under the laws of man but may be deemed energetically cringe under the laws of vibe. Attribution is optional, appreciated, and spiritually beneficial, though not legally required except in court, confession, and the afterlife. You further acknowledge that no warranties are expressed or implied regarding the quality, originality, or memetic virality of said insight; that resale, sublicensing, or claiming authorship of an insight ticket is strictly prohibited; and that all sales are final, irrevocable, and non-refundable unless you are able to prove, in good faith and with supporting documentation, that you clicked buy "just to see what would happen".