Desdurmimentos

10 years ago I was a competitive weightlifter and I exercised so much that I - no joke - gave myself a thrombosis. I couldn't exercise for 6 months and got depressed. The way out of this depression was to write short stories. They're sad stories for happy people. They'll make you laugh, then feel bad that you laughed, and hopefully by the end of the book you'll have forgiven yourself for having laughed. Lots of magical realism, lots of obscenity. Sadly, sadly, sadly, the stories ARE IN PORTUGUESE. I hope my followers who speak it can appreciate it, and I hope the one's who don't take it as motivation to learn it (and/or use google translate, but I don't think it'll be the same). If you don't speak portuguese - and even if you do - please , please, please don't pay for this unless you want to give me money just because. Sharing these is its own reward.